Skeffer

A heffer and a skank in one

You stupid skeffer

by sylvia May 17, 2004

Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

by Rick James June 21, 2004

Spuffer

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006

Seffers

If "Insestual Creampie" had a face. It'd be him.

Ew. He's such a Seffers.

by Thebadassbitch August 7, 2016

spiffernoodle

A skinny, well dressed fellow

Sup,Spiffernoodle.

by DAVE_WAVE November 15, 2017

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

spifferific

terrifficly spiffy. spiffy times ten and seven sixty-eigths

wow! the new Panic! at the disco CD is spifferific!

by *bambi October 6, 2005