speed goggles

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

by speedgoggles April 19, 2010

Cedar Point Speed

A fast walk. The act of walking quickly from coaster in coaster in cedar point to beat those who are simply walking. Cedar point speed is the fastest speed you can get around the park since running is prohibited.

Girl: "Why are you running?"
Guy: "I'm not running, I'm on cedar point speed. I want to beat those kids to the top thrill dragster"

by binksy2KX March 9, 2010

speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some

by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

at the speed of lies

This is a mocking reference to dealing with someone who lies constantly.

The political hack was sending his spin to the media at the speed of lies!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2017

Need For Speed: Most Wanted

That one racing game where you can have sex with the racers by going behind them and they rubberband to the finish line. The same works with cop cars, but you can smash their asses, unlike racers. The game has become popular by adding super sexy mods to it, including the Pepega Edition mod. These mods make you have better sex with Condition 1 cops and Corvettes etc.

Me: loses 10 million bounty in a chase in Need For Speed: Most Wanted
Also me: FAK!

by Roglox99 March 16, 2021

speed dealers

Originally used by Sydney skaters as a term for wrap around sunglasses typically worn by bikies, westies and speed dealers.
The most highly prized speed dealers are "west coast customs" with flames and reflective lenses.

"oh dude check out my new speed dealers"
"holy crap, can i get a bag off ya?"

by kizzamatch November 21, 2013

Freedom Speeding

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011