Speedo 

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

Speedo by AYB March 10, 2003

speedo 

A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.

Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.

speedo by BudLite May 1, 2010

speedo 

a type of men's bathing suit that resembles the shape of women's underwear. not exeptable to be worn anywhere except Europe, and not to be worn anywhere at all if you are overweight.

"hahaha, did you see that fat ass in a speedo?! man that was nasty."

speedo by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

Speedo 

An Asian with a small pp

Speedo is gay.

Speedo by ರ╭╮ರ July 19, 2019

Speedo 

Also called a banana hammock.

Friends, season 10, episode 14:
Phoebe: "I'm going to change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
Mike: "Do you know what a banana hammock is?"
Phoebe: "It's a funny word."
Mike: "It's a speedo."

Speedo by CaroWhatev August 15, 2025

speedo chaser 

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.

"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"

speedo chaser by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013

Speedo Boy 

A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.

Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”

Speedo Boy by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019