speedhack

A Speedhack is a single program or a codestring packed into a multihack. It makes you move and attack faster. BUT: You need a fast Processor to get decent running/attacking speeds because the speeding depends on how fast your CPU is and it isn't helpful in Singleplayer games, because everything (enemies) gets faster.

Speedhacks are commomly used in counterstrike to piss tarded CS players off. Those hacks are very rare in other games.

If this hack is combined with an aimbot, it's the ultimate solution to ruin the average cs nerd's fun, ergo his complete life.

"STOP TEH HAXX!!!111"
-average CS nerd

by Happy Negro May 1, 2005

speedonkadonk

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.

Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.

by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

Speedcore

An extremely brutal form of electronica which contains beats of 200-400 bpm. It's the equivelent of taking a jackhammer to the head. This music WILL most likely give you a headache if taken in large doses.

ScreamerClauz - Bloody Underwear

I listened to speedcore for 30 straight minutes and my ass exploded.

by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005

Arctic Speedfuck

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).

Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!

by MB2011 August 14, 2011

Speedback

It means very fast feedback. Mostly used by smug idiots during office hours.

Show me your Website, and I'll give you some speedback.

I don't have time to give you feedback, I'll give you speedback instead!

by korur April 14, 2012

speedhack

program that enables your processing unit to overclock, enabling your charater per say in a pvp enviroment to cast spells faster, run faster, and overall speeden the processes on ingame play..this is commonly accepted as a cheat or hack in gaming today.

by chaotic soul July 22, 2003

Speedcucked

When a glitch is discovered that can potentially save time in a speedrun but the glitch makes something that is required to finish the game broken therefor being unable to beat the game and making the glitch useless

You need your head to progress a certain part of the game and losing it makes it unbeatable despite the possible time saves of not having to talk, that speedrunning community is speedcucked

by Hotpies May 27, 2020