StarFishing

When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.

** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...

**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity

I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!

by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014

starfishing

The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.

I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!

by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

Splatfishing

When you put time into a female and get used to her face the way it is, then she takes her make up off and you feel like you even know her anymore.

The term is "Splatfishing" and used in reference to a female. "Yo dawg, you remember (insert any name). You know how we was talking for like six months and i took her out like 16 times, right? Well i finally got her to my house and was about to smash and she asked me where my hand towels were, so i go into the bathroom to show her and half her face is in sink and she looked up at me looking like the creature that grabs ppl feet at night." "Damn dawg, you got splatfished.."

by Mickmaster420 May 6, 2018

Spear fishing

The act of having sex with a woman on her period.

Do you mind spear fishing? It's that time of the month.

by greengirl74137 July 19, 2012

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

starfishing

Giving out all signs that one is willing to be fucked. Putting it all out there. Making it easy. Laid out and spread open. When done properly, the body will resemble that of a starfish.

I don't understand why Joey wasn't making any moves on me. I was practically starfishing for him.

by Patrick Starfishing February 29, 2012

Starfishing

When you and your partner both drop your pants, bend over, and make your butt holes touch gently. Like two chocolate starfish kissing.

"last night we got real wild and touched our butts together."
"that's called starfishing bro"

by Princessconsuelabananahammock4 December 2, 2019