Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005

sprakelated

Under the influence of psychostimulant drugs, OBVIOUSLY, and to the point of not being able to function; spun.

Chuck T was too sprakelated to leave his room, and so he spent the next 36 painting little figurines

by Yay Area Heisenburg March 20, 2010

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

Sparkulate

To speculate after lighting up a joint.

I have a lot on my mind, so I'm going to sit back, light up, sparkulate the meaning of life, the universe, everything.

by Kibblet November 14, 2010

speculate

verb-the process of busting a nut on a good looking girls face...usually used when when a significant other is nearby.

....."I would speculate her," or as you hold hands with your girl and a good looking woman walks by, you nod to your boys and simply say, "speculate."

by splendens78 January 9, 2011

Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

by Panzermensch May 13, 2005

sprakulate

the actions, expressions ,IE. body language,facial expressions, and speech impairment.

The professor said to his class,"When you all hang out at the bomb fire tonight,be aware of any unfamiliar street drug that may hurt you or sprakulate your minds".

by nixxxter 69 December 16, 2008