spazdick

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

by Russ W. September 16, 2007

spazdick

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.

HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!

by dix n cox January 10, 2011

r/spacedicks

A subreddit about pornography in space.

I highly suggest you go to r/spacedicks after you've eaten.

by electricspider93 October 7, 2014

spazdicated

A disorganized presentation of work done. A confusing systematic arrangement.

The process he suggested was too spazdicated.

by Trevor Gregory December 7, 2007

spazztikal

of or relating to spaz-like behavior. Spaz meaning clumsy and dorked out

OMG, I was just a spazztikal bitch just now. I spilled mie drink all over him!

by *rOckAfA3r13* November 28, 2003

Spazztik

The act of bieng completly entertaining to everyone around you at the expence of appearing to be sane.

Doing flaming shots out of a strippers belly button while "doot doot da-dooting" the theme song for The Price is Right is down-right spazztik.

by Coveryourskin March 12, 2009

Spazzical

Someone who is outrageously hyper; Spazzed out

Woah man that chick is so spazzical!!

by SpazzicalSpiritGal September 22, 2010