spazager

A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message

Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?

by BoneSoaker September 27, 2013

Spazamatoonga

Fun way of saying idiot or moron or person with no sense.

"Shut up man!! You are such spazamatoonga!!

by Swinggal October 28, 2004

spazzygasm

A spazmatic moment of joy, resembling that of an orgasm.

climax,oh my god oh my god oh my god. Don't have a spazzygasm it's not that important.

by Your Pseudoname October 14, 2010

spazzy spot

A disabled car parking space

Oh no there are no parking spaces left better grab a spazzy spot

by Rudi2 September 29, 2008

Spazzasaur

Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy

General Conversation with a Spazzasaur

Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)

Person1: ... what?

by Jynxed April 24, 2009

Spazzergasm

An absolute freak-out, for whatever reason. May be musically induced, anger-induced, or joy induced.

She had a spazzergasm after he kissed her! (i dunno...XD)

that band is so spazzergasmic!

after he found out she cheated, he spazzergazzed so hard!

by Meatmate April 13, 2009

spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.

faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua

by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013