An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable
Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
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spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."
buffy- "yeah."
buffy- "yeah."
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Get the spanling slip mug.A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
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