Spatula City

A warehouse full of spatulas for *any* occasion. Popularized on U-62 (a UHF station) in the movie UHF.

♫Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all!♪

by PheagleAdler May 19, 2010

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

Flying Spatula

One half of the world famous wrestling team, Tiger Jim and the Flying Spatula who won multiple titles.
Known for his signatre move, "The Flipper". You can still see him wrestle at local state fairs

I just saw Tiger Jim and the Flying Spatula beat the stuffing out of the Smelly Wikstorms Duo

by harold t October 30, 2007

Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

Crap on a Spatula

a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble

Ron: Leslie, You haven't finished your paperwork.
Leslie: Crap on a spatula!

by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015