Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Spatter

To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl

by bird_man11 June 27, 2005

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

slattern determinant

In quantum erotics, a slattern determinant is an expression for the ravefunction of a many-femmeion system, which by construction satisfies the Poly principle.

The Whortree-Fuck method assumes that the exact, N-body ravefunction of the system can be approximated by a single slattern determinant (in the case where the entities are femmeions) or by a single permanent (in the case of hosons) of N spun-orbitals.

by Daron Sykes December 7, 2006