spankworthy

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

by titiboy December 2, 2005

Spankwire Video

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.

Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...

by deejjj April 13, 2009

Spanktarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.

"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014

SangWARE

Currently one of the best FE hubs. Get it or mega super ultra poopy gay cunt fuck.

I use sangware to bully kids on roblox.

by sangWare October 10, 2020

Spankage

A complete thrashing and utter embarrassment.

I know dude, that was a total Spankage.

by MerryEaster December 26, 2010

spazware

Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.

I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.

by Lord Grimcock December 29, 2007

skankwater

n. related to definition for skank, referring to poor hygiene traits and promiscuity of women
1) a foul liquid, suggesting the vaginal residue expelled from use of a douche (literal meaning)--especially that of a diseased or infected person.
2) exclamation for anything that is disgusting or disappointing

1) You're such a terrible person; I hope you choke on skankwater!

2) She cheated off of your paper and STILL got a better grade than you? What skankwater!!!

by Rachelle Montoya March 5, 2006