spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.

I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

spangletard

Someone who is unable to form sentences properly to the point where people think that they are retarded, when in fact they are not

Bert how could you even think that is a sentence you're such a spangletard!

by Ross the Osaurus May 28, 2016

sparklette

A hot serious person with god like skill, incredible dance, and sheer beauty, especially when it comes to hula hooping.

Did you see the Sparklette's epic Carmen Miranda hula hoop routine?

by Ernie Sparkles February 26, 2018

sparkletificate

to sparkle or glimmer

Its nice to see a disco ball sparkletificate!

by viperzenthic October 14, 2021

Skanklett

The spawn or offspring of a skank also known as the offspring of a slut; An illegitimate child of a promiscuous woman; A fatherless child otherwise known as a bastard child

The blonde skank has three skanklett's by three different father's

by Kmccuistion November 16, 2013

spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

Skanklet

A tatoo that wraps around the ankle of a woman.

Look at the skanklet on that biker chick.

by littleteethkeith October 6, 2008