Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.
With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
by Linda December 26, 2004
by rachyy April 10, 2007
by FroggyJ April 12, 2006
Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.
by $mokin J.O.E September 28, 2007
though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
by rosa1234 January 21, 2012
Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.
by Normmtx April 29, 2021