Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.

by Chrylix September 5, 2018

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 8, 2018

old spanish

a drink. one part red wine, one part tonic water, served with olives

cooter burger was pouring himself an old spanish as jack donaghy walked into his office

by scissorscapo October 18, 2012

spanish inquisition

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

AP Spanish

an AP class taken by most Mexicans who already know Spanish and take this class to get an automatic 5 on the AP exam.

Carlos: "Hey Juanita, what'd you get on the AP Spanish AP test?"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"

by Bartholomew Peanuts September 7, 2013

Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.

My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

by lafantasma October 11, 2019