Craig Spangler

Craig Spangler is a coward, above all. He never admits his fault/responsibility. He actually said (more than once) “I don’t get grumpy.” When confronted about his bad behavior (examples to follow) he will pull something from the past up about you, wrench his sweaty hands, deny, and then run. He did this many times. Prime example. I am the home schooling mother (only because our daughter was smarter than the teachers in public school). I have been am musician since 11 years old. Played flute professionally, taught private lessons, won awards. I do not not have music degree, but he cannot clap on the beat. While supervising her violin practice time, I was having her play in front of a mirror. She was being a kid. He came upstairs, interrupted, and said to me in front of her, “Leave her alone, you don’t know what you talking about.” Of course he denies this (coward) and has NEVER apologized. This is only one example of his cowardly person. He couldn’t even allow the musician to have authority over music in our home. This was his attitude toward his child’s mother I empirically. A lot of damage has been done because of his disrespect to his child’s mother. Let him burn in hell.🔥🔥🔥 Coward’s who divided the mother from daughter should burn in hell.

Craig Spangler the coward

by DurgaMother May 1, 2020

The Adam Sandler Effect

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.

Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

by eltonjohnskid February 21, 2022

scandle

is a term for when someone tries to be "cool" at myspace but expodentially fails.

kidfresh: hey did you see that lame bulletin scandle posted?

Alex: unfortunatly, your way better than him at myspace

by kidFRESH April 29, 2008

spandex

Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

by Biron3000 February 6, 2008

Scandle

A candle that is of scandalous nature such as those moulded into erotic forms or displayed inappropriately.

Did you see that scandle Oskar had alight in his window? Shocking!

by RAmor January 31, 2015

star spangled banner

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

by U.S. anthem June 21, 2008

Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.

Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!

by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011