spampoon

Spam emails containing messages about getting a larger wang, or on how to satisfy your lover in bed.

"Attract ladies like bees to honey with your brand new pecker" - Spampoon can also be called Poon Spam depending on what part of the world you are from.. or something..

by olstar May 16, 2008

Spamton

The reason there is happiness in the world. If you have a Spamton in your life like me, be grateful for God has gifted you with a lifelong, humorous friend

Bro, the new Spamton plush just dropped. I can be happy again

by anonymous June 27, 2022

spamoni

When in trouble, yell spamoni.

spamoni: the word you yell when in trouble. when being mauled by a bear in a wrestling cage, yell this for help, and stay calm.

by llamafattytwinkieboy August 27, 2008

Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

by Sv8 December 17, 2016

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!

did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????

by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006

Spamton

1) A absurdly large amount of something
2) Roughly the equivalent of 2.4 craptons

Now that the two of you have hit level 80, we're going to run through a spamton of heroic instances.

by RocketfishGuild April 7, 2009