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Packaging

Where a man wears a large dilldo in his pants so that it looks like he has a really big pecker.
Looks like John's packaging today.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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spackling

When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.
Niko was spackling his wall with jizz
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
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spacking

Swift emotional movements of limbs and torso.
An unskilled tap dancer pushing her ungainly feet to exhaustion to the embarrasment of all.
by Jerome Nyssen July 21, 2005
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packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
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Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011
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spackling

when one's pussy or anus is filled with come, and you queef or fart, spraying it out all over your partner's body
The look of Jason's face was priceless after his girlfriend farted, who's ass he just came in, spackling his entire chest.
by deadlittlebunny December 26, 2009
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free packaging

When a guy does not wear underwear.
Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.

My best friend: Hahaha, yeah I really don't get it either.
by Jane Doe June 29, 2005
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