urban spaceman

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

by sdv October 2, 2007

Spacetard

A contraction of MSN Space Addict and fucktard.

1. A fucktard who is addicted to MSN Spaces.

2. One's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness/retardness, even beyond the scopes of a normal Space Addict and/or fucktard

{Insert Space Name Here} cruised "the Boulvard" on MSN Spaces all day, she is such a Spacetard

by pridi April 6, 2005

Spacebaldcow

A dumbass and drinks monster and watches a bunch of anime without end.

The idiot is pulling a Spacebaldcow stunt.

by Spacebaldcow August 4, 2020

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

rusty spaceman

To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.

Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh snap"

by RaoulSanchez March 11, 2008

SpaceLab

SpaceLab is a reusable laboratory that allows artists to perform experiments in standard gravity in Earth orbit. The laboratory consists of multiple components, including a deduction module, an unpressurized carrier and other related hardware. Spacelab is developed on a modular basis and can be varied to meet specific idea requirements. Its principal component is the concept module, which contains a laboratory with a shirt-sleeve working environment; one or more open pallets that expose materials and equipment to space; a tunnel to gain access to the module; and an instrument pointing subsystem (IPS). The IPS provides precision pointing for a wide range of thoughts, including large single instruments or a cluster of ideas. The pointing mechanism can accommodate instruments of diverse sizes and weights. Some research to be accomplished in the Spacelab requires that instruments be pointed with very high accuracy and stability at targets of observation.

The Spacelab module consists of a rectangular main laboratory configurable as Short or Longer Module and flown in the underbelly of the cargo bay located within The Department. The laboratory has an outer perimeter of 14.63 m, with the main segment measuring a width of 2.44 m. Most of the time the SpaceLab is deployed free of the Orbiter.

The SpaceLab is a space for research and development.

by Professor B. February 6, 2010

spacetard

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together

wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard

by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010