sophisticated moron

Sophomore in high school/college

He's a sophisticated moron.

What
He's in his second year of high school/college

by Marcopolosmango August 22, 2017

solsticemas

1. A celebration around the date of the winter solstice.
2. Celebratory holiday at the time of the winter solstice based on ancient pagan rituals celebrating the return of the Sun.

1. Happy Solsticemas!
2. Feliz navesolsticemas!
3. Joyeux Solsticemas!

by Trystsun November 29, 2017

Anal Solstice

When a person has Anal sex on the 21st of every month.

When you have an Anal solstice, its the best sex ever but, you can only do it once a month.

by Wiseco February 24, 2011

Sophisticated Urbanite

Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.

Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."

Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."

by meowwoman March 2, 2009

Urban Sophisticate

A middle 20's to middle 30's aged person that employs the urban city living experience with an impeccable and eclectic combination of labels such as classy, elegant, hip, and trendsetting, all surrounded by humbleness. What sets them apart are their tastes and craving of knowledge of the social-scene and its fashion, music, etiquette, and epicurean palettes. These people are "in the know" and they are known well by their open inner circles. Their outlook is positive in life. Most followers and friends are attracted to their presence, but a few are the cause of unintentional envy.

You know them when you see them... the definition of Urban Sophisticate speaks for itself.

by aj_hasan September 28, 2009

sophisticado

A mix between someone who is sophisticated and an avocado (as defined by Day9).

That man is sophisticated and fat. However, he is the good kind of fat. Therefore, he is a sophisticado.

by atomicmonkey November 14, 2010

slutistics

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

by Pass March 18, 2004