Sokoism

A religion revolved around the great, mischievous sun flower kidnapper, hamster Soko.

"Hey Sianna-Marie, are you apart of the superiority holy heavenly group that all the cool kids want to join known as Sokoism??"

"COUGHS* COUGHS* OF COURSE!!!! I LOVE SOKO THE HAMSTER!!! I WISH I COULD BE LIKE ONE DAY :////" (Siannar-Marie may or may not be possessed by the will of Soko)

by Doopi 2.0 March 18, 2022

sork'd

An abbreviated form of "SO wRecKeD"; referring to a person that is the life of the business party that everyone is buying alcoholic drinks for. Unwisely, the person consumes everything handed to him/her and suffers a negative impact the following day(s). After having been "sork'd" the person finds it near impossible to attend scheduled meetings the following day. If on a business trip, the "sork'd" person may also need to reschedule travel plans to allow proper time to recuperate. This term is related to two other terms: Malaysian Flu and Winterize.

Joe got sork'd last night and didn't make the morning session. Hopefully he wakes up in time to make his flight home.

by Bobby Blackeyes June 18, 2010

Sarkoh

a girl with red hair, who is sweet and kind, and also plays video games in spare time.
she confuses some members of the population regarding the large size of her eyes and so has led some to believe that she may actually be Japanese.

sometimes appearing on the face of the internet with one red eye while the other is blue which many have come to conclude as "awesome" or "kawaii".
seen around once a month logged onto some of her online accounts and is genuinely friendly. she can sometimes be seen chatting about her fave video games or random things or else is seen making new friends.

person 1: i think i just found the perfect woman..

person 2: yeah? she must be a sarkoh!

by poowadpoohs February 6, 2010

sokon

the weird asian girl that always eats her greens

person 1: bruh eat your greens...
person 2: bitch i ain’t sokon!

by Sokon May 10, 2019

Sokoudjou

The Sokoudjou is the act of receiving a hand job while giving yourself a blow job at the same time.

*Those kids from North Beach are always giving each other a Sokoudjou.

by Bdaddy003 February 2, 2009

sockoli

A Christmas stocking containing broccoli. Giver reserves this gift for the jerks in their life.

Matt is such an asshole that all he is receiving this Christmas is a sockoli.

by iamonesbiatch December 4, 2010

Sorkineling

The recreational activity characterized by watching episodes of a critically acclaimed series by Aaron Sorkin intermittently between periods of underwater snorkeling.

"Hey, I've had the best day of Sorkineling in Hawaii!"
"Oh, nice! Was it a good episode of the West Wing? Did you see any sea turtles?"

by Le Sib August 26, 2013