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Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.
Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé
by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011
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Chestnut souffle

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.
"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."
by Mister Rection September 25, 2009
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soufflé

Background: A soufflé is made from eggs, milk and other substances and the word "soufflé" originates from souffler french for blow up as it is shaped as a mushroom cloud. It is a popular dessert in England.

References: In the T.V. Seires Doctor Who the 11th and 12th Doctor's compainion, Clara Oswald, was nicknamed "Soufflé Girl" as she was always unsuccessfully attempting to make them. She would typicaly burn them or fail to make them rise. Her mother was excellent at making them and on several occasions Clara quotes her mother saying, "The Soufflé is not the Soufflé the Soufflé is the recipe."
In England and France Soufflés are a very popular and widely enjoyed dessert. Desser Soufflé Souffle
by Ronnoc527 August 14, 2015
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Creampie Soufflé

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.
Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.
by THE COON August 28, 2012
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Soffe

A brand of shorts whose only purpose is to cover enough skin to be legal. Also, athletic shorts. Worn by volleyball players, random people during the summer and people who like short shorts. Most people fold them down once to show the white band or twice to make them shorter.
Her soffe's barely cover her butt.
by forever September 11, 2005
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Travail de Souffle

Blowjob litterally translated into french from the english version of blow-job.

Blow = Souffle
Job = Travail

Gives a dash of class in this brutal world :)
Man, we were having this beautiful love moment kissing and caressing and then all of a sudden she gave me the most awesome Travail de Souffle ever !!!
by Killskate March 13, 2011
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sidewalk souffle

The result of someone falling or jumping off a tall building.
"All units, sidewalk souffle at 35th and Shields. EMTs en route."
by Lou Stools February 17, 2013
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