Sooty

1. Of very poor quality; highly inferior.
2. Contemptible; despicable.
3. Unfortunate; unpleasant.
4. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable.
5. Incompetent; inept.
6. Trivial; insignificant.
7. Drunk
"I wanted to drive all the way to the city, but my car is way too sooty."

or

"I drank so much last night and got so sooty I peed on my dog."
by Capt Sassypants November 13, 2009
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Sooti

A Persian slang;
If you "give a sooti" you are behaving or doing/saying something unusual involuntary. A funny mistake.
The president gave a khafan sooti! He was talking to the secretary while he thought that the microphones were off!
by Dr. Amin August 24, 2009
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Sootie

A dirty girl - one that is so dirty that 'sootie' is the only accurate way to describe her
Originated in Bermuda

Circa 2017
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Sootie

Political slang describing someone who doesn't play by the rules and regulations of an election or partisan caucus.
Wow, John McCain is such a sootie. He plays Joe Biden like a drum.
by UrbanDict56721 March 07, 2012
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The sooty way

Being hungry for love, being hungry for pork, and being hungry for everything in between
Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah
by Janettes February 24, 2021
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Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
by princess pokey May 04, 2011
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sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show
Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 08, 2005
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