too soon

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last decade or so).

person1: Ah man, i didn't study for the final. I'm gonna fail for sure

person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.

person1: Too soon.

by Attomar November 26, 2007

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

When you make a new word on urban dictionary you will get this message saying 'Your definition will be reviewed soon'. We'll this shit is cap, They say this but they will actually review it a week or 2 later. Hell even a month later. Literally a joke, Put my word on urban dictionary you d**** lol.

Urban Dictionary capping about reviewing soon.Your definition will be reviewed soon.

by ihatefrenchyduckk April 14, 2022

I'd a soon not

old west..1.refuse to answer questions when asked.2.current.a person pleading his/her fifth amendment right.3.Ask no questions tell no lies.

Check it out cowboy motherfucker fucking Jake..Fuck you, I'd a soon not even as met you as answer your question..

by anonymous April 20, 2018

soonish

When you want to do something soon, but you're not sure if it'll get done. You'll do it sometime in the near future...hopefully...but maybe not soon.

I will sell my multi-million dollar company soonish to a group of people capable of running it properly.

by MagicalTux December 13, 2016

Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

Soozie RumA

Derived from the Finnish word "susiruma", Soozie RumA is the act of abandoning one's cock in a flesh orifice to avoid confrontation for a quick out. Upon release, the cock will convulse violently like a lizard's tail providing the necessary distraction for escape. It is said that a faint pee hole cry can be heard after detachment.

Man! I had to Soozie RumA out of there when I found out she ate all my mentos(the freshmaker).

I have to apologize for my stubby dick. I had to Soozie RumA out of a very smelly and sticky situation last night.

Did you hear? That C*nt flushed my dick down the toilet after I Soozie RumA'd to go play black ops.

by SoozieCUE May 22, 2021

Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads

Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer

by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017