Skonot

Slapping someones ass

1: hey man
*slap*
2: dude are you gay?
1: nah its a skonot

by Fabascunde August 22, 2020

booper snoot

When someone or something's nose is just too adorable that you have no choice but to touch it with your finger or "boop" it

Tim's booper snoot is so cute I had to touch it!

by Rikkster December 21, 2016

So not halal mode

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action

Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on

by Demarcuscousinsthethird December 17, 2021

Snooty Call

a pretentious booty call

he called me in the middle of the night and was like lets watch a six hour hungarian documentary & bang. such a snooty call!

by Dsnappzzzzzz September 7, 2013

slick as snot on a doorknob

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

Snot

(Adj.) The Luddite equivalent of spam. Designation for hard-copy junk mail: from "SN"ail n"OT" wanted.

When I get home from vacation my mailbox is stuffed with bills and snot.

by Phuqit March 6, 2010

dog snot

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010