Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."
Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!
Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?
Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?
Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
by Junnamod January 18, 2021
The act of having a woman sit on your face.
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
by SOMF KING October 29, 2008
The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017
When you’re up in a fantasy football matchup and your opponent comes from behind to shatter your dreams.
by Nffel November 28, 2021
by RIDERED12 June 21, 2020
SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
"I started my period today, SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
by texmex330 February 10, 2009
by cxbbcff January 15, 2015