Somf

Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."

Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."

by Junnamod January 18, 2021

SOMF

The act of having a woman sit on your face.

Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym

"I want you to sit on my face."

"Somfing is one of my favorite past times."

by SOMF KING March 10, 2009

SOMF

The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).

Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.

Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.

by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017

Somfed

When you’re up in a fantasy football matchup and your opponent comes from behind to shatter your dreams.

You got somfed! Can’t believe he came back and won

by Nffel November 28, 2021

Somf

Abbreviation for Stupid Overpaid MotherFucker

That somf makes too much godamn money.

by RIDERED12 June 20, 2020

SOMF

SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.

Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.

"I started my period today, SOMF!"

"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"

"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"

by texmex330 February 9, 2009

somfs

Abbreviation for "shit on my fucking soul"

Person 1: *sends link to funny video*
Person 2: 😂😂😂 somfs

by cxbbcff January 14, 2015