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somerset academy pembroke pines

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.
Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.
by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019
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Somerset Middle School

Somerset middle school is the shittiest place you could ever be. I have only been going there for 6 months and I already wanna die. Most teachers don’t give two shits id your depressed or not. Once I cried in class and my ela teacher told me to stop being a baby. I was just told to kill myself
by iMdEpPrEsSeD February 28, 2019
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Somerset and Kensington

N. A Philadelphia L-train stop that is notorious for it's open air drug market. Before even leaving the platform, one can hear addicts shouting "Works!"

If you come down they will try to sell you clean needles (works) or take you to the heroin dealer. The market is entirely open-air and is one of the reasons Philadelphia is hopeless, angry, and no longer the city of brotherly love,
Somerset and Kensington is a dangerous place.
by robbieboy74 November 16, 2009
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somerset middle school

hell on earth. not lying. The teachers are shit, Mr.Callahan and Dr.Camara suck at their jobs, going to middle school there is an all around awful experience. Wouldn’t recommend sending your child to sms unless youre a strong believer in cruel and unusual punishment. Pretty much every child is bullied there but the school doesn’t help unless you play sports or have family on the school board because in that case your favorited. Plus they failed inspections so, YAY MOLD!!
Omg this place sucks, it reminds me of Somerset Middle School.
by sms student 🤣 March 27, 2019
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Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
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Somerset Academy Canyons

A shitty ass school filled with a bunch of white, redneck, homophobic boys who call everyone gay and a faggot, but behind the scenes, love to mess with each other’s assholes. Also happens to inhabit white girls who think they’re black and Hispanic girls who think they’re white and also say faggot. Might just happen to be filled with teachers who think they’re students too!
Damn, Jamie is going to Somerset Academy Canyons! I feel so bad for him dude.
by keepingitundercoverpt1 October 27, 2018
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somerset sewerage

a drink that is drunk after staying up drinking, made up of whatever leftovers (from bottles and cans)

sometimes poured through a sieve to filter out cigarette butts but the ash usually remains!

best enjoyed enjoed warm and with the sun on your face!
person 1 - "whats wrong with moe?"

person 2 - "he's been on the somerset sewerage!"
by joescarecrow February 6, 2010
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