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School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019
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golden shot

an intentional, lethal dose of heroin, can refer to other downers but most likely heroin
guy 1:hey man can i get some heroin?
guy 2:hell no yo wrist is all cut up
guy 1:so?
guy 2:i ain't givin you no golden shot
by hkjfhjshj February 14, 2012
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No Shot

When there is absolutely no chance that something happened/or is true. The phrase first gained popularity when it was heard echoing from a shipping container somewhere in Austin, Texas. It can even be traced back to an individual named Tyler "Dimmadomefuck" Niknam, from whom it spread like a virus.

It is typical for people who have adapted this phrase to use it continuously to the point where it becomes frustrating. Saying "No shot" ad nauseam has been linked with heavy cocaine use and having sudden bald spots appear.
"I did not commit the murder, i swear!"
"No shot, bucko! Vote him out."

"There should be equal treatment of men and women in this workplace."
" NOOO Shot!"
by Sauha_ September 2, 2020
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shot truth

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.
We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
by glamrocker April 25, 2010
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Angel Shot

A guest in a bar or restaurant who's having a bad first date or a bad time with someone they just met can order an Angel Shot to signal to the bartender or server they need assistance. Often times ordering an Angel Shot with on the Rocks or with a Lime means the guest needs more serious assistance. Seems to have started in a small bar in St. Petersburg, Florida called the Iberian Rooster in November or December of 2016. Females tweeted out that they saw a sign in the Rooster's restroom advising of using the drink Angel Shot if they needed help. Bars in the UK and across the US are using the signs too. The largest of which is many of the Hooters Restaurant chain locations.
GUEST; "Hi, could I get an Angel Shot please"?
Bartender; "sure". Bartender then tells a manager who walks up and asks the guest if they can speak to the guest outside for a moment.
by @BouncerCoach October 16, 2017
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salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.
Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013
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School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
The quiet kid reaches into the back
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING
by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019
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