mushin softies

the act of two males laying stomach to stomach as the male on top's only contact point is his penis. this can only occur with no erections between the two participants.

when one roommate is attempting to wake up another roommate by mushin softies

by guysE5 February 11, 2010

Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 6, 2010

softimage

A computer graphics software development company. Founded in 1984, merged with Microsoft in 1994, bought by Avid in 1998. Sold from Famous for its DS, 3D, XSI, and behavior products. Flagship product is XSI (the name comes from the period when Softimage was sold to Microsoft, adopting a DirectX API, hence the X; the SI is self-explanatory), arguably the most advanced CG package on the market. Marketed aggressively, albeit to the detriment of Softimage's prestige. Its other (important) app is behavior, which is a massive crowd simulator.

Softimage revamped their image lately. Before, they used to be unbelievably prestigious, now they're rather common.

If CG software were car brands:
Blender - Scion
Cinema 4D - Audi
3ds Max - Ford
Maya - BMW
XSI - Maybach

by modulatum October 23, 2005

Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

Cuddling a softie

The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.

Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?

Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.

by Poppa Stuey December 15, 2011

free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021