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softimage 

A computer graphics software development company. Founded in 1984, merged with Microsoft in 1994, bought by Avid in 1998. Sold from Famous for its DS, 3D, XSI, and behavior products. Flagship product is XSI (the name comes from the period when Softimage was sold to Microsoft, adopting a DirectX API, hence the X; the SI is self-explanatory), arguably the most advanced CG package on the market. Marketed aggressively, albeit to the detriment of Softimage's prestige. Its other (important) app is behavior, which is a massive crowd simulator.
Softimage revamped their image lately. Before, they used to be unbelievably prestigious, now they're rather common.

If CG software were car brands:
Blender - Scion
Cinema 4D - Audi
3ds Max - Ford
Maya - BMW
XSI - Maybach
softimage by modulatum October 23, 2005
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shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013
When software becomes a nightmare.
This new app from Acme Corp is a bloody softmare!
softmare by fbrd July 16, 2020
a very loud kid that is always singing a bad remix of lalala. He is also a laughing god and always sreams when he plays games.
Hi soimage.
soimage by doglettuce October 24, 2019
Ihr Partner für kaufmännische Softwarelösungen. Seit 20 Jahren begleiten wir mittelständische Unternehmen bei Ihren ERP-Projekten. Unsere kaufmännische Software ist branchenneutral, modular, anpassbar.
Ihr Vorteil: wir bieten Ihnen Projekterfahrung, Transparenz, Zuverlässigkeit und Flexibilität für Ihre individuelle Lösung.
Softage Gruppe - Ihr WinLine Distributor
softage by FelixPl October 31, 2022
Pronounced "Soff-adge" - To missinterpret the current field of understanding by basing claims entirely on the previous work in the field instead of the current-day advancements.
Examples: I do not mean to softage myself, but didn't apple have a better intentional design when it came to cybersecurity? You are softaging my friend, everytime you talk about databases you sound like Charles Backman (inventor of databases). I softaged myself by talking about the logo of a company that has since changed to a different designed logo.
Softage by anonymous March 16, 2024
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