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chairman socialist

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit
"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"
by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018
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National Socialist Party

James: I'm hosting a party
Tim: Yeah sick, how big we talking here?
James: Huge, gonna be a National Socialist Party
Tim: Oh shit, it's bouta get litty tonight
by EpicChickenSauceMan05 October 22, 2022
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socialfart

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.
Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
by Howeird February 18, 2009
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socialist teeth

Oversized bared teeth, normally looking down at the viewer.
They all have the "Socialist teeth" showing in their avatars too.

My Socialist teeth are evenly distributed in my mouth.
by halcyowo July 9, 2020
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cocktail socialist

Similar to the American limousine liberal, latte liberal, Australian chardonnay socialist and French "gauche caviar," this term is used to describe one who is both rich and a political leftist, particularly a social democrat.
John was a cocktail socialist. He indulged in expensive real estate, travel and fine wines, but drove a hybrid car with a Greenpeace bumper sticker.
by mute_soul October 2, 2006
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Champagne Socialist

Billy Bragg, a folk-punk performer. Best known in England for espousing the virtues of being a working class man and then moving the fuck out of his blue collar 'hood in Essex asap. Certainly a fine musician, widely acclaimed for killer albums such as Back to Basics and his respectable tributes to Joe Strummer (of the only band that matters, the ClashTM), he is fond of "pontificating on a South London council estate when we all know he lives in a lovely big house in West Dorset".
GI Dave: OMG Billy Bragg! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!

SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!

GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!

Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.

GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.
by ChristaLea December 24, 2007
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National Socialist

Many political parties in various contexts have referred to themselves as National Socialist parties. Because there is no clear definition of national socialism, the term has been used to mean very different things. Since the rise of German Nazism, which called itself "National Socialism", the term has been used in Europe and North America almost exclusively by political parties with racial nationalist views.

However, in other parts of the world, which had little contact with German Nazism, the term "National Socialism" is sometimes used by parties that define themselves as socialist and patriotic, without being racist. In addition, the term was also used by non-racist groups in Europe before the rise of Nazism.
National Socialist are mostly skinheads, neo-nazis, Aryans
Who are Proud of their race
by 14Diesel88 November 25, 2007
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