soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.

" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"

by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005

Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

by STLjared January 6, 2008

sobeskies

a really awful slang word used by annoying chicks who want to unsuccessfully improve upon the word "sober"

girl 1: hey girl, i totally talked to mike yesterday!
girl 2: oh yea, were you drunk as shit?
girl 1: no! i was completely sobeskies!

by NeverSaySobeskies October 7, 2010

Sobeski

A girl who gets drunk off of one shot, and kicks ass in Halo. Has a thing for guys named Ethan. She is the type of girl who will be up until 5am on a school night browsing memes.

Sobeski hooked up with another Ethan at that party last weekend!

by YawnGomes May 3, 2018

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

sobes

A.K.A. Mark Sobol, someone who chiefs more than the prarie Indians.

Dude....i was smoking like sobes lastnite.....i thought that i was gonna die!

by TUA May 30, 2003

sobeled

Getting so drunk and high that you can't miss a shot playing pong.

I scorched 3 bowls and had 12 shots, then killed a game of pong. I was sobeled.

by Bcbudd420 June 4, 2018