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snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.
"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."
by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007
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snapple

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!
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Snurple

Noun: A person who is a purple snob (sn+urple). A snurple is obsessed with all things purple, and very proudly flaunts their purple preferences! Perhaps they dress head to toe in purple every day, or their house is decorated all in purple. Or perhaps they think purple is superior to all other colors. Snurples love purple...maybe too much sometimes?
She is such a snurple! Does she own anything that’s not purple?!
by I’m Dorky And I Know It March 23, 2020
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Scupple

Vitas created three major secrets. One of those major secrets was the Stringle beings (check profile for Stringle definition) and another one of the three major secrets are the Scupple beings: The Scupples are multiple beings (like the Stringle beings) but only one Scupple being is known of at this moment, Ava. While Ava may be the only known Scupple being at this moment in time, many more are sure to be discovered as we unravel this fascinating mystery created by our god Vitas.
Person 1: How can I find out more about these Scupple beings?

Person 2: By reading the Holy Book of Vitas of course!
by Almighty Stringle Being March 8, 2021
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disco supplement

a substance that is taken after a disco nap as to stay up and jive all night long eg. adderall, ecstacy, and/or blow
man, that gal was bouncin' all night long, shit, she must be on those disco supplements, GMC and shit...
by buckminister October 7, 2006
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Snapple

I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"
by snapplepros December 31, 2011
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Suppledump

Suppledump is directly caused by an incresed and often times excessively large intake of supplements mainly used while weightlifting, the dump comes out loose like diarrhea but has a higher nutritional value than other dumps. They often smell like whatever tabs/pills/powders you consume before your workout. You know you have it coming when about 3 hours after you lift your stomach starts bubbling and growling.
You almost ready to go?
Yeah lemme hit the toilet real fast I got a mean suppledump comin
by ZX10Racer86 November 6, 2010
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