muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.

by ThGy007 September 13, 2011

Fuck snuggling

When you trying to fuck but there is someone else there so you just sexually snuggle.

It's when a lion and a bunny trynna fuck but instead they continue fuck snuggling.

by Doggylover090 May 29, 2016

No strings attached snuggling

Snuggling or sleeping together with no real intention of having any intimate time. Can turn sexual by accident but generally just a platonic relationship for the mutal benifit of enjoying sleep while being close to someone.

More common in winter, where single males and females attempt to keep warm. Sometimes wrongly interpreted as Friends with benifits, No strings attached snuggling wether platonic or not generally has no after-sleep awkwardness or strings.

Early in the morning James see's Sally leave Harry's room -

James: "Woh - did Harry and Sally fuck last night ?"
Jon: "No man - they just slept together - no strings attached snuggling. they do it all the time".

by Sebastian the Pirate June 19, 2011

swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."

by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011

Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.

After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.

by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011

Digital Snuggling

When two people use a video chat program while lying on their sides facing each other.

Variances: Digitally Snuggle
Past Tense: Snuggled Digitally

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship so we digitally snuggle.

Digital snuggling is one way I can be closer to my long distance boyfriend.

by impersnickety October 30, 2010