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snowbird 

1.Irritating old people who come down to Florida from Northern states, drive like maniacs, and should be illegal.
2.disgustin gold people from northern states who wear speedos on our beaches. God help us all.
Why don't we have a snowbird huntin g season?
snowbird by Tylor September 25, 2003

Snowbirding

In basketball, after a missed shot by your team, all the players on your team gets back on defense except one. After your team gets a stop, causes a turnover, or a made basket, a team member quickly throws a full-court pass to the player who didn't get back for an easy bucket before the opposing team can recover.
"John's always snowbirding, he never gets back on D."
Snowbirding by streetpoet1 April 9, 2009

Snowbird season 

A dreadful, blashemous season that starts around October and ends around April where elderly folk from northern states (which are known as snowbirds) come down to Florida, Arizona, Texas, anywhere with warm winters- usually it's Florida and Arizona that takes this godforsaken heat- because they hate the cold even though most have lived with it through all their 65+ years of age.

A dangerous, frightening season where the chances of causing a car accident increases tenfold. Snowbirds can easily spotted by their huge bulky polluting vehicles with blindspots as their friends going 40 on a 75mph highway in the middle of the dividing line in a lane. The causes of crashing are due to poor sight, terrible sense of location, and/or Alsheimers taking it's toll.

An annoying, erritating season where snowbirds flock to cheap diners like Denny's and Ihop 24/7- complaining about the food- and to grocery stores to buy only 2-5 pounds of food- complaing about the coupons, making sure that buying food anywhere will be a living HELL. Snowbirds are the worst neighbors that could ever exist. These "people" contantly call the police over the slightest distrubance (young folk and lamily loitering at a driveway, band practice in garage even WITH the door firmly closed, you name it); it's a proven fact. A FBI-wanted serial killer makes a better neighbor than these pests.

The only way to isolate yourself from this six month long, day-and-night nightmare is three things:

college
spring break
marde grau
~ Oh SHIT! Snowbird season is here! Quick! Grab a shotgun, beer, and a bunch of partiers! WE GONNA BE BUSY THIS WINTER!

But seriously, when I'm 70 years old in the year 2053, I'm fucking moving to somewhere between Washington and Maine and deal with the winter there. I don't what to be mistaken as and treated like one of these vermin.

Snowbird 

Arizonan slang (used mainly in Tucson and Sahuarita) meaning eldery people that come into Arizona in October or November from the Northern States because it's getting cold. They leave in May-July due to heat waves. They are hated by Native Arizonans due to them being ignorant, selfish, and most importantly, slow.
"Ah dang it! These dam snowbirds are here! Those little assholes only come here for the weather!"
Snowbird by aesthetic stars July 8, 2019

the ballad of songbirds and snakes 

"The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes" is the first official Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games related book written in nearly 10 years. Its publishing will take place on May 19th, 2020, 9 years, 8 months and 25 days after the last book was published.
This book is a prequel to the famous "The Hunger Games" books trilogy and movies tetralogy, under the respective names of (book and movie) "The Hunger Games", (book and movie) "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire", (book) "The Hunger Games: Mockinjay" (movie) "The Hunger Games: Mockinjay PART 1" and (movie) "The Hunger Games: Mockinjay PART 2".

Although the previous books and movies's protagonist won't be a part of this new project, the readers will have the chance to review other characters such as President Snow himself, the well-known antagonist of the initial trilogy.
A movie adaptation of the book is planned in the years to come.
1: "I can't believe it, there's gonna be a new Hunger Games book ! I've been wishing for this since such a while !"
2: "Really ? What's its title ?"
1: "The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes."

Snowbird 

A northern American that migrates to Florida during the months of October through April.

An elderly person who drives 1x10^25 too slow, and drives a huge, polluting SUV covered in war veteran stickers. And when they drive, their heads tend to disappear.

Someone who complains about the locals just because their lives are now obsolete and meaningless.

Someone who donates unfathomable amounts of money to funds that don't really need it (btw...thx).
If it's snowbird season...why can't we shoot 'em?
Snowbird by lemonadestand09 January 31, 2007