snowtercycle

The more appropriate way to refer to a snowmobile. It drives on snow, it has handlebars, and it has wheels (well, sorta), so there's enough grounds to put it in the bike family. Similar to calling a jet-ski a boatercycle.

I take my snowtercycle up to the slopes every other weekend to shred some powder.

by Fat & Furious February 6, 2014

bong snooter

the act of taking a bong rip through the nose

damn, vince took a major bong snooter!

by Mr. X TE C May 10, 2009

Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

Snotery

A total double barrel sneeze of full power leaving the individual involved with a nasal water fall of such epic proportions that the next five minutes are spent removing snot bubbles

Hayfever is a sure fire way to win the

Snotery

by Trentbridge Troll June 13, 2016

Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!

Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!

by Wojo211 September 2, 2005

Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

by Umadbroski July 10, 2010