carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.

Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"

by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010

snorkler

Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.

I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.

Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?

by cumfucker December 19, 2008

snorklesnout

A Big nosed Jew

There were a couple snorklesnouts in the law firm.

by john distortionato April 19, 2018

Turkish Snorkler

The act of felching (sucking of semen from the ass) with a snorkel.

I wanted to surprise Bob for his birthday, so I gave him a Turkish Snorkler.

Scott does a mean Turkish Snorkler.

by MJ Adams 1064 January 30, 2007

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

snorkeled

a term used for getting drunk

i’m getting so snorkeled tonight

by tiviatwins November 13, 2018