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Snorgtees

A company who monopolizes Urban Dictionary's ad-space and makes unfunny teeshirts.

The girls are somewhat hot though.
Every time you visit this site there will undoubtedly be an ad for a snorgtees shirt right next to it.
by ZomSteve September 24, 2011
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Snorgtees

The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .
non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "
by Malakand_man November 17, 2009
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snoogie

A hooded (hoodie) sweatshirt with a zipper, commonly used in Western Mass or Chicopee in particular.
A snoogie is different from a hoodie because it has a zipper that runs vertically, while a hoodie does not possess any zippers. A hoodie and a snoogie may both have pockets.
I have been wearing the same red snoogie since '96.
by brenda7777 April 16, 2007
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Snorger

Person who sniffs the gusset of well worn knickers. Dirty old snorger
" Freddie was caught with his hand in the dirty laundry, snorging a well warn pair of undercrackers"!!! The dirty old snorger!!!
by Leedsunited1 July 24, 2017
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Snorgtees Guy

Someone who obviously is too slow to edit his own ad.

Fail.
To see a Snorgtees GUY is the rarest thing on the planet.
Maybe if got a boob job, you'd see him advertising t-shirts.

I guess they just make them t-shirts for gals.
by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010
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Snorgtees Hater

Intelligent people who have better things to do on Urban Dictionary than look at whores wearing ugly t-shirts with jokes that are not funny.

These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.
(NOTE: This is a conversation between a Snorgtees Hater and a desperate nerd who comes on Urban Dictionary only to look at the ads).

Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?

Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...
by Mr. Abstract Zebra January 19, 2011
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Snorgtees

A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.
Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.
by Snorgtitties December 6, 2011
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