sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick April 18, 2006

Sneizure

Often confused with a seizure or panic attack, a sneizure is a series of short sneezes that occur one after the other, somewhat resembling a seizure. Once eight sneezes have occured sequentially, it is said to be the equivalent of an orgasm.

Yeah, I just had a sneizure.

by Han_Gran March 27, 2011

Sneizure

1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.

I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.

by Neith February 20, 2011

Sneezure

An uncontrollable fit of sneezing

After snorting a line of pepper, Richard had a sneezure.

by Quillium L. Dickentholem December 13, 2010

Grandma sneezure

ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.

Mom is in a comma because she had grandma sneezures and could breath.

by Heath December 14, 2003

Sneizure

An instance in which one person sneezes repeatedly for a large amount of time, usually resulting in annoyance from all surrounding parties

1: OMG did you hear her story?
2: No, I couldn't hear anything! She was impossible to hear during her sneizure.

by Liliane February 4, 2009

Sneezure

A sequence of sneezes greater than 3. Can be rapid or slow but occur within 1 minute of each other. This applies to both humans and animals.

While driving to work, I had to pull off the road due to the sneezure that came on. I could not see to drive and had an urgency to blow my nose.

by Mariee B. November 5, 2013