A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.
"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."
by JD & MK February 10, 2008
Get the sneak attack mug.The act of sniffing one's own fart heavily through the nose, followed by walking over and blowing it in someone's face through the side of the mouth. Its best not to be caught, hence the sneakiness factor.
Did you just see Reverand Norris give the little fella a sneak attack? That was crazy right there, he has no idea where that stench came from!
by hog_wild June 15, 2011
Get the Sneak Attack mug.mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him
by B.E.T west side November 12, 2011
Get the sneak attack ass shaft mug.It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.
by Teabagette April 12, 2005
Get the sneak attack mug.while a woman is going down on a guy she pretends to play with his balls, then slips a finger in his rectum.
by Erika JJ April 8, 2008
Get the sneak attack mug.(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)
Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008
Get the The Salt Lake Sneak Attack mug.When something attacks you secretly.
by Sumcey Garster January 28, 2009
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