snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

Snatch Patch

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

by Anon.2007 December 14, 2008

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008

snatch patch

a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.

Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!

by devonshire69 November 6, 2008

Snatchquatch

1. A woman who has a hairy vagina.
2. A bitch who is hairy in general.
3. A bitch who has so much hair betwixt her legs, that she looks like a Sasquatch

Dude, that chick was a total "Snatchquatch", I got down between her legs and couldn't even see her pussy because there was so much hair!

by Neorift September 25, 2010

snatch patch

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

by silvermanz January 1, 2007

snatchlatch

A patented security device that prevents illegal entry to trailers and shipping containers.

SnatchLatch is smart protection used to provide security for the lock and hasp by anyone who uses a cargo trailer or shipping container to haul or store valuables.

by Best Rear Defense August 18, 2009