Snatchmaker

Someone who hooks guys up to get laid. Similar to a matchmaker who sets up long term relationships, a snatchmaker is for one purpose only.

I am having a hardtime hooking up with girls - need me a snatchmaker to line me up with an easy chick.

by Vegas Blue June 11, 2016

snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.

-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."

by das_commish January 10, 2011

snatchlasticity

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

snatchbag

Name for an unfriendly woman. Similiar to C U Next Tuesday

My god, my english teacher is such a snatchbag.

by Math Man September 28, 2005

snatchal

A particularly large vagina resembling a handbag or a briefcase.

"Oh my God. Did you see the snatchal on Susan? She must be carrying everything she owns in there!"

by iggy6471 June 30, 2009

snatcholopolis

A really, really large vagina.

noun: This girl had a huge one...it was a real snatcholopolis

insult/adjective: C'mon, stop being such a snatcholopolis

by John Lopez April 19, 2005

snatchflaps

Female genitalia, labia.

Sorry darling I can't come out tonight I'm waxing my snatchflaps.

by Greenhenry August 2, 2007