snerph

Noun: Confusion of the brain's synapses.
Verb: Used when confused about what word to use as a verb.
Adj: Describes something thoughtlessly.
Adv: Expresses more confusion when using a verb.

I.E.
Noun: "Your snerph had you at a loss for words."

Verb: "You totally just snerphed that sentence up."

Adj: "Is that one of those snerph back whales?"

Adv: "The turtle may move snerphly at the speed of light."

by JosuDil April 19, 2011

Snorphan

Someone who gets kicked out of the bed for snoring.

Bob was snoring so loud that Deb woke him up and made him go sleep in the guest room alone. The next night Bob was also a snorphan in the guest room.

by Spindletop November 8, 2012

snaphot

An unexpected, uncomfortable rise in body temperature.

I have soooo much to do today. I think I'm having a snaphot.

by WestMainRocks May 30, 2020

snaphu

Situation Normal All Phucked UP -
Describes Murphy's Law: "If something can go wrong, it will".
Usually used to described current status of the universe; unintentionally corresponds to code green on the US Department of Homeland Security Terror Scale.

dude1: How's it going? Got that money you owe me?
dude2: Major snaphu dude - my wife has froze all my assets until the divorce is final

by sraindog July 30, 2008

snarpy

When your significant other wakes up in the morning and makes cute sounds by snipping and snarling

Wow babe your so snarpy this morning cos' you've gotta get up for work so early

by Theboy June 6, 2016

sharph

A state of inebriation in which a bowl movement occurs simultaneously while vomiting.

"dude, omg, he was so drunk, he sharphed all over the place"

by rabbit03 August 2, 2009

sarphobia

The fear of Sarah

Dude Al is such a pussy, he has Sarphobia after she hit him.

by Rhinothealbino April 13, 2018