by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Crap Snacking mug.When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009
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When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
by GZX959 December 29, 2015
Get the hammerhead sharking mug.Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.
by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010
Get the Cradle Snacking mug.1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.
by JDigglesby September 28, 2009
Get the Party Sharking mug.Dude: Did you hear that Creepy Jimmy was arrested?
Bro: That's not surprising. What for?
Dude: Someone caught him snarping and called the cops.
Bro: That's not surprising. What for?
Dude: Someone caught him snarping and called the cops.
by HatefulN8 June 2, 2021
Get the Snarping mug.Originating from the show “Feel good”, Comedian Mae Martin asks if two characters are “snacking fresh”, meaning being in a new sexual relationship
George: *is in a new relationship with a emotionally literate pansexual man*
Mae: “so you two are snacking fresh?”
Mae: “so you two are snacking fresh?”
by Bertie Ward January 1, 2022
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