squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

snapper head

an obnoxious person, a jerk

Don't let that fool get to you he's just a snapper head.

by bp January 19, 2004

carrot snapper

South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.

Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."

by ty2i July 24, 2009

London Long-Snapper

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.

London Long-Snapper.. Try it!

by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007

snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.

Connor is a snapper jack.

by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

snapperhead

A moron, someone who, when born, never took the pussy off his head.

That fucking guy is such a snapperhead.

by Crusha May 4, 2004