Shopocalypse

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

shopocalypse

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.

1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."

by conciliation March 27, 2009

slapocalypse

A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.

David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.

by slapocalypse August 23, 2021

snowpocalypse 2011

The laying out of the entire southeast for a week following a 3"-4" covering of snow and ice leading to mind numbing all nighters and sledding on unusual and somewhat inappropriate devices which led to overly full emergency rooms and trauma centers in the region.

Yo! Montesha Nakeisha! DeAndre is at Atlanta Medical Center with a head injury after some rednecks in a kayak ran into him on his Auntie's wheelbarrow in piedmont park during snowpocalypse 2011!

by prize729 January 13, 2011

Snopocalypse

The nickname for the massive snowstorm that hit the ENTIRE united states in early February 2011. Power outages, a week out of school, and roads of solid ice? It's the apocalypse of snow.

When the snopocalypse hit, it was like the world ended for a week!

by bee.cool February 25, 2011

snowpocalypse

The complete final destruction of the world by snow.

East Coast braces for major winter storm, but will the snowpocalypse actually come?

by sonjaxyc May 3, 2016

Shapocalypse

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.

"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

by Brandon Forsythe May 3, 2008