Snarely

A guy who is sexy, has soft hair you want to touch, and looks extremely cozy. Basically someone you'd want to take a nap with. Bonus if he's in soft shirt and/or wrapped in a blanket, and gets warm while sleeping so you can lay on his chest.

"Omg Laurz, look at that guy staring at us over there. He's snarely as fuck!" "Ahh and in sweatshirt?! SO snarely!"😍

by chosenbrunette December 29, 2016

Snape

A professor at Hogwarts in the Harry Potter books and movies. Notable because of his dubious allegiance to both the good and evil forces in the story. And also because, contrary to what the author's intentions probably were, some fans find him sexually attractive. The actor Alan Rickman being cast as Snape in the movies may have had a bearing on this.

person 1: Snape is so evil.
person 2: No way. There's clues that show he's good.
person 3: Well I bet Snape's good... in bed.

by Eyris July 3, 2006

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Snape Factor

n. A quality a man (or less commonly woman) is said to have when they are found attractive, but for no obvious or discernible reason. They may not be physically attractive, smart or possess any typical desirable qualities, but are nonetheless alluring. Possession of the Snape Factor is often subjective, and it is rare for two people to agree about it.

The phrase originates from the character Severus Snape, of the ubiquitous Harry Potter series, who is dark, snide and almost ghoulish in appearace, but is considered attractive by many nonetheless. He has the Snape Factor.

Girl A: I don't know why, but he's kind of cute, somehow...

Girl B: Are you crazy? He just chased a squirrel down the street with holy water!

Girl A: Yeah, but-- I don't know, he just has the Snape Factor.

by Reevsie August 20, 2011

Snape'd

When a friend or trusted ally betrays or kills someone.

See: Snape Kills Dumbledore

1. Oh man, Dumbledore just got snape'd!

2. Dick just got snape'd in the back by Jane!

by The Reaper July 24, 2008

Severus Snape

(Beware of SPOILERS)

The Potions Master at Hogwarts.

Likes: (Defense Against the) Dark Arts, Lily Evans, Potions, Lily Evans, Scaring first-years, and Lily Evans

Dislikes: James Potter, Harry Potter, Voldemort, and a lot of other things...

He's also quite a good runner. Nobody runs faster than "Snape confronted with shampoo."

My name is Severus Snape and I love potions, and Lily, and potions, and Lily.

by Lit. December 26, 2007