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midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016
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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015
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Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.
Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!
by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020
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ass.burgers snackdrome

This is a syndrome which occurs when someone snacks on too many burgers!
Look at Willie's butt, he clearly has ass.burgers snackdrome!
by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020
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Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
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SUPA SNACK

A plus size woman who looks extremely attractive and so luscious to the point to where she is compared to edible food.
Look at that girl over there looking like a supa snack!
by Earnesia Nobles May 28, 2020
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Dam Snack Bar

scene of Titan's Curse where Percy, Grover Thalia, and Zoe are at the hoover dam. Zoe says "Let us find the dam snack bar." followed by comments about dam (insert thing here). Zoe never got it/
Zoe Nightshade: Let us find the dam snack bar.
Grover Underwood:*smiles* The dam snack bar?
Zoe Nightshade: I don't get it.
by fangirl47 September 14, 2016
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