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Snack Pack

Noun:
A interconnected web of friends that consider each other family and share an eternal bond, forever unbreaking.
"I would consider these people my Snack Pack; I love them dearly"
by 13raydon May 5, 2020
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Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
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Snack Pack

A perfectly sized plastic container filled with pudding, which is available in a large selection of flavors.
"That bitch is tripping, she can't have a Snack Pack of mine."
by Bobby Cemprola February 19, 2003
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Snack Pack

Is a sexual act wherein a male gets both of his testes into a woman's or man's mouth.
Me: She fit both my balls in her mouth. She must have been hungry!

Friend: Nothing like a snack pack for a hungry stomach.
by fartytoot March 24, 2011
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Snack Pack

The age of MILFs (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) with tramps stamps (Tattoo on lower back) is upon us. A Snack Pack is a MILF with a tramp stamp.
"Hey Mrs. Jones, I think the snack packs are on the bottom shelf"
by DSPeepin October 5, 2011
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Snack pack

When a woman lets a man perform oral on her without disclosing having let another man ejaculate inside her already
Yeah, he cheated on me several times. I have the last laugh though, I snack packed him the last time we were together! Bwahhhahahaaa!
by Hell Hathnofury November 11, 2019
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Brisbane Snack Pack

Famous in Brisbane and similar to the potato chip, the Brisbane Snack Pack is a sexual act, at the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out both barbecue and sweet chilli sauce, and proceeds to create a 'snack pack' on the females tits. This can either be consumed straight away, or left to dry if she is not yet hungry. Can also be combined with the strawberry milkshake for a well rounded meal.
Paul: Yo John, why you limpin?
John: I just gave Jenny a surprise Brisbane Snack Pack and she kicked me in the nuts.
by FilthyCurry69 June 1, 2018
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