J Smacked

When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.

Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.

by andrew8888 June 14, 2011

sucked cock to the top

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.

Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."

by Hugginold Bear June 19, 2007

smacked snack

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.

"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"

by Skyy321 December 23, 2009

Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 June 8, 2005

Smuckada

1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck

One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.

by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008

sucked in

something you would say to someone when they have a misfourtune.

someone would say to a guy (whom they don't like) who's had a accident "ha ha sucked in"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011